His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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