im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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