Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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