I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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