I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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