Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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