The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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