I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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