Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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