just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
