I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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