Having a random hookup so left but love u
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
There r osticjed everywhere
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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