Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
did you just send me my own nude
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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