he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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