NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
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he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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