Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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