They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I think your dad took our porno
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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