is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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