is your mom at the bar?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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