So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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