have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
