can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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