he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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