What a fucking waste of an outfit
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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