smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The power of my boobs compel you
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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