It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I have post one night stand depression
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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