How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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