At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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