Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
