He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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