You really coming over, don't trick.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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