Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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