Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
you never un-have a 4some
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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