sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
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I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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