if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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