fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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