Are we in a gay sports bar?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Randomize
