Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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