we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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