Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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