Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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