it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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