the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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