Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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