doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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