btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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