we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
meet me or not, i'm out of control
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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