Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
he's gonorrhea incarnate
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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