he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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