I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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