i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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