it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.