Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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