put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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