Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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