so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
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We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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