If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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