i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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