So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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