This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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