it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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